Good morning Vietnam : (!

Before we begin I just want to say three insignificant things: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Good I got that out of my system, ok, so whats significant.

Whatever it is that you lie upon, don't let it be needles, they are hard and round and besides,,, they sting, a bed should rather be made out of sand if you ask me. Sand is soft and smooth and it sifts like water. King-sized american beds don't raise my shaft, they're to soft......